THAT IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN. I’M SORRY.
(Source: anchorsandmoons, via the-absolute-best-posts)
The awkward moment when it’s your day off work, but your boyfriend has gone out all day, it’s raining so you decided to stay in by yourself…coz yo is hench like that, you’re bored with nothing to do except go on his laptop he has left you…when you stumble upon his GIANT MOTHER FUCKING PORN COLLECTION.
At first i was like …
but then it got weird..
and it went a little like this…
then came anna nova shares 5 black guys …
and folders upon folders of login details for sites such as cream escorts…
when he got home…
FUCK YOU. ASS HOLE.
its funny because my tits are that big. in my mind. sometimes. if i wish hard. and am on crack.
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SOMETIMES WHEN I’M AT HOME, AT HOME JUST CHILLIN’, AT HOME JUST CHILLIN’ WITH MY HORSEY, SOMETIMES WHEN I’M AT HOME JUST CHILLIN’ JUST CHILLIN’ WITH MA HORSE I LIKE TO JUST CHILL IN THE CHILLER WITH MY CHILLY HORSEY AND HIS CHILLY WILLY. SOMETIMES WHEN I’M AT HOME I LIKE TO CHILL WITH MA HORSE. SOMETIMES MY HORSEY EATS TOO MUCH SPECIAL K AND DIES. SOMETIMES WHEN I’M AT HOME JUST CHILLIN’ JUST CHILLIN WITH MY HORSE I MAKE HIM EAT COCAIN RICE CRISPY CAKES FOR HIS SUPPA. LUV YHOO HORSEY 2K69.
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Michael Wolf, “#4” from ‘Fuck You Google Street View’, 2011
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AAAAAAWWWWW’YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU ADD THE RED
HAHA. This is actually pretty awesome. And damn hilarious.
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